Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Welcome to the All-American Gun Blog, leader of the conservative resistance movement! Move over Rush Limbaugh, 'cause we say even crazier stuff backed up by even fewer facts!

On the All-American Gun Show, a weekly radio address from our secret recording studio on the campus of Missouri State University, we tell you, the American people, how to feel about important news topics, and whether or not they fit into the exceedingly broad categorization of "Socialism."

Reading like a veritable "Who's Who" of VIPs on Missouri State University campus is the cast of the radio show:

Announcing the show and inviting weird guests is the dashing and pseudo-intellectual JT Neverhard. JT is an atheist blogger who likes to link to his blog all the time, so it would be redundant to provide a URL to it here.

JD Garretson fancies himself the producer of the show, and spends a lot of time complaining about Ryan not writing anything for him to procrastinate on editing.

Katie Hartman loathes JD Garretson because he's a jerk. She has mad techie skills, and should be adding a background image to this website right now. She is not because she is lazy.

Ryan Culbertson-Faegre is disliked by everybody except for probably ten people. He's still working on them. Give it time.

This blog is an accompaniment to the Pulitzer-winning radio program(me). Expect surface-level commentary regarding a wide variety of popular news stories!

You're welcome!