Glen Beck ties gang fight to atheism

Interesting video, and a good lead-in to our upcoming show in which religion will be discussed.

In the video, Beck is right about one thing: atheism is on the rise. In 1990, those in the United States identifying as non-religious was 7.5%. In 2001, it was 13.2%. Now it's 16.1%. These come from the Pew Forum on Religious and Public life.

However, he is wrong about quite a bit. Religion is not necessary for a healthy society. In fact, irrationality is required for a society to not reach its potential, and irrationality is the heartbeat of religion. Beck flies off the handle about the ten commandments not being posted in a courthouse, scoffing as though atheists are opposed to the notion that murder is a bad thing. It's just that to hang the commandments up would be a violation of the Constitution and downright idiotic. Here are the 10 commandments:

Count how many of them are represented in our laws. Two, maybe three if you count perjury as lying. Moreover, some of the behaviors prohibited by the commandments are necessary. It is not wrong to covet, for instance. You could hardly maintain a job if you didn't want a house or other niceties. Coveting pushes us to achieve. It is wrong to steal something of someone else's, but it is not wrong to wish you had it. Also, don't work on Saturday (the historical Sabbath)? Who gives a shit?

God, that's who. Because if you catch your best friend making a graven image, working on Saturday, or committing adultery, by edict of god in the old testament, you're supposed to kill them. And, if you are unwilling to kill them, your neighbors are supposed to kill you. When we read the bible, it is we who decide that such commands could only be, at best, the demands of a monster. We make the moral judgments when reading the bible, which is why our laws reflect an algorithm for societal happiness acquired through many millenia of human ingenuity. We are moral despite religion, not because of it.

Statistics would indicate that many of the violent people in Beck's video were believers in Jesus. Did it stay their hand? Yet how sure of himself is Glen Beck, and every other pious goon like him?

Mr. Nietzschebags

Capitalism is dead. Or, at least Michael Moore says so - and it has nothing to do with ginning up controversy for his new film (in theaters now!).

Moore's new film, Capitalism: A Love Story, is more or less the same movie he's been making for years, just with a broader focus. Instead of harping on the greed and misdeeds of a single giant corporation, like GM, or of a portion of our economy, like health care, Moore is taking a step back to bash the system that made our nation what it is.

In the film, and the subsequent media and interview blitz, Moore has been decrying the times. Goldman Sachs is "public enemy number one," capitalism is anti-Christian and anti-democratic, and apparently he's even "embarrassed" about all the success his films have brought him. And, really, he kind of should be, in light of his latest work. Moore is an overweight blowhard fortunate enough to live in one of the few countries in which one can become a professional grouse; a walking, talking testament to the virtues of the American economy. And I say that as a fan. Really.

I know that, as a liberal, I'm supposed to take Moore's film as the HD Gospel, but I'm actually a bit alone in my staunch defense of the self-interest-driven market system that our nation pioneered. Most of my friends have nothing positive to say about our economic system, and I can understand their frustrations, but I do think they're being rather short-sighted.

It's important to remember, for all the wannabe socialists out there, that when Adam Smith first formulated his radical economic theories, they were just that. The rest of the Western world was still wallowing in Mercantilism and Colonialism, laughing at the mongrel Americans and their idea of the average man running not only the government (horror of horrors!) but the government's economy, too. In the short history of the USA, our little experiment has accrued more wealth in less time than any other nation in modern history. (Suck it, Brits.)

"I don't think capitalism is on its death bed at all," Dr. David Mitchel, director of the Bureau of Economic Research here at MSU, told me. "People in 1470 B.C. lived with about the same conditions as people who lived in 1470 A.D. Then you had Adam Smith, and that era, and then look at where we've come just in the last 200 years."

Yeah, turns out economists are pretty keen on capitalism, and every one of them I spoke with disagreed with most of what Moore (who is decidedly not an economist) had to say. Like, the idea that capitalism is essentially un-Christian.

Dr. John Schmalzbauer, Associate Professor of Religious Studies, believes early Christians "didn't really live in a world with a modern market economy, so it's sort of hard to say what Jesus would say about Wall Street." In other words, just because the first Christians were essentially communists doesn't necessarily mean Jesus would have opposed capitalism.

Moore does have a bit of a point - capitalism as it was, the pure theory formulated in the afterglow of French intellectualism, has ceased to exist. But the same thing can be said for our Republic, the automobile, Jesus Christ - things change. Government has encroached on capitalism's traditional turn, yeah, and we haven't had a legitimately free market since the first National Bank was founded in the 1860's.

To say that the ongoing global recession is a sign of some sort that we need to abandon the principles of our forefathers is ludicrous - throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Yes, we need more regulation in certain areas. Yes, we can experiment with socialist programs (like fire departments, schools, a military, police, or even universal health care). But that doesn't kill our capitalist system. It's our damned system to start with; we can do with it as we please. It doesn't make it dead. It makes it stronger.

Patriot Act abuse

The way the Patriot Act works for authorizing sneak-and-peeks, searches without judicial approval or warrant, is that it allows the FBI, CIA, and the Pentagon to produce their own National Security Letters (NSLs), which convey the authority to make those searches. Here are some figures about how the privilege has been abuse:

143,074: The number of requests for information from 2003 - 2005. Approximately half concerned U.S. persons.

0: The amount of information obtained by use of NSLs that the law currently requires to be destroyed – even after the information is determined to concern innocent Americans.

3,000: The number of different telephone numbers that the FBI requested information on, and telecommunications companies turned over, in false emergencies under so-called “exigent” circumstances, in the complete absence of any legal authority.

34,000: The number of law enforcement and intelligence agents who have unfettered, virtually limitless access to phone records collected through NSLs.

11,100: The number of different phone numbers whose subscriber information was turned over to the FBI in response to only nine NSLs.

43: The number of confirmed criminal referrals made to prosecutors from the FBI after it obtained information through a NSL. (19 involved fraud, 17 were immigration-related and 17 were for money laundering.)

1: The number of terror-related convictions the Inspector General was able to confirm (material support) stemming from the 143,074 persons’ info that was collected through NSLs.

Whoops.

Now, in 2009, the government has admitted that almost all of the NSLs used in 2008 were not used for anything terrorism-related.

Only three of the 763 "sneak-and-peek" requests in fiscal year 2008 involved terrorism cases, according to a July 2009 report from the Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts. Sixty-five percent were drug cases.

But here's the kicker, Attorney General David Kris defended this.

Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wis.) quizzed Assistant Attorney General David Kris about the discrepancy at a hearing on the PATRIOT Act Wednesday. One might expect Kris to argue that there is a connection between drug trafficking and terrorism or that the administration is otherwise justified to use the authority by virtue of some other connection to terrorism.

He didn't even try. "This authority here on the sneak-and-peek side, on the criminal side, is not meant for intelligence. It's for criminal cases. So I guess it's not surprising to me that it applies in drug cases," Kris said.

"As I recall it was in something called the USA PATRIOT Act," Feingold quipped, "which was passed in a rush after an attack on 9/11 that had to do with terrorism it didn't have to do with regular, run-of-the-mill criminal cases. Let me tell you why I'm concerned about these numbers: That's not how this was sold to the American people. It was sold as stated on DoJ's website in 2005 as being necessary - quote - to conduct investigations without tipping off terrorists."

Kris responded by saying that some courts had already granted the Justice Department authority to conduct sneak-and-peeks. But Feingold countered that the PATRIOT Act codified and expanded that authority -- all under the guise of the war on terror.

Feingold, the lone vote against the PATRIOT Act when it was first passed, is introducing an amendment to curb its reach. "I'm going to say it's quite extraordinary to grant government agents the statutory authority to secretly break into Americans homes," he said.

Russ Feingold, troop-hater and communist sympathizer.

Salute to Ed Brayton over at Dispatches from the Culture Wars.

I must have one

Herobuilders has added a new doll to its line-up: Rep. Michelle Bachmann. She's one of my favorite loons in congress. Seriously, listen to the things she says about science. Pure gold. Apparently the first model of the doll had her holding a gun, but company CEO Emil Vicale didn't want to go over the top. I think I like this guy. :D

I wish I had the $39.95 to buy this doll. Hell, I may even give it away on the show. But no, neither heresy nor studentship pay what they should.

Other figures that Herobuilders have come out with include Sarah Palin, Joe Wilson (after his "You lie!" episode), George W. Bush, and Joe the Plumber (with handy crowbar).

How not to "dirty" the reputation of Islam

There is a growing movement in Iraq (emphasis mine)...

Sitting on the floor, wearing traditional Islamic clothes and holding an old notebook, Abu Hamizi, 22, spends at least six hours a day searching internet chatrooms linked to gay websites. He is not looking for new friends, but for victims.

"It is the easiest way to find those people who are destroying Islam and who want to dirty the reputation we took centuries to build up," he said. When he finds them, Hamizi arranges for them to be attacked and sometimes killed.

You heard that correctly. He, and presumably the movement he speaks for, is not worried that the reputation that Islam has built up over the last few centuries is one of a sociopathic culture of wackos who are willing to kill for the most trivial of reasons, but that some Muslims may elect to discretely date the same gender. Only through faith can we so mismanage our moral priorities.

So how bad is the problem?

Dr Toby Dodge, of London University's Queen Mary College, believes that the violence may be a consequence of the success of the government of Nouri al-Maliki. "Militia groups whose raison d'être was security in their communities are seeing that function now fulfilled by the police. So their focus has shifted to the moral and cultural sphere, reverting to classic Islamist tactics of policing moral boundaries," Dodge said.

Homosexuality was not criminalised under Saddam Hussein – indeed Iraq in the 1960s and 1970s was known for its relatively liberated gay scene. Violence against gays started in the aftermath of the invasion in 2003. Since 2004, according to Ali Hali, chairman of the Iraqi LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) group, a London-based human-rights group, a total of 680 have died in Iraq, with at least 70 of those in the past five months. The group believes the figures may be higher, as most cases involving married men are not reported. Seven victims were women. According to Hali, Iraq has become "the worst place for homosexuals on Earth".

We invaded Iraq and ousted Saddam Hussein who, though a monster, was iron-fisted enough to keep the three warring Islamic tribes in Iraq from each others' throats. We preened ourselves as we announced that the Iraqi citizens would forge a new, democratic government.

This is it, the government we sent people to die for. When you have a populace enthralled by seventh-century delusional certainty, you are not going to see a government representative of 21st century wisdom. We've seen the results of unquestioning religious faith in plenty of other Islamic nations as well, such as Mali and Yemen.

The killings are brutal, with victims ritually tortured. Azhar al-Saeed's son was one. "He didn't follow what Islamic doctrine tells but he was a good son," she said. "Three days after his kidnapping, I found a note on my door with blood spread over it and a message saying it was my son's purified blood and telling me where to find his body."

She went with police to find her son's remains. "We found his body with signs of torture, his anus filled with glue and without his genitals," she said. "I will carry this image with me until my dying day."

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The roommate of Haydar, 26, was kidnapped and killed three months ago in Baghdad. After Haydar contacted the last person his friend had been chatting with on the net, he found a letter on his front door alerting him "about the dangers of behaving against Islamic rules".

Yes...it is the homosexuals besmirching the reputation of Islam, which currently includes that of daily suicide bombings, flying planes into buildings, and erupting into murderous riots over cartoons.

PZ Myers once said it best...

It is unassailable certainty in their positions that allowed good Christians to march people of another religion into ovens at bayonet point; that allowed good Christians to hang widowed old women for witchcraft; that led to wars and genocide over trivial matters of theology, like the degree of god-nature in Jesus’ existence; that allows racists and homophobes to declare a significant portion of our population to be second-class citizens; that encouraged priests to appease imaginary beings by burning babies; that led to monsters cutting the living hearts out of their neighbors so that the sun might rise. Let’s leave certainty to the oleaginous evangelists, the jingoistic war mongers, and the other con artists selling us bogus solutions to imaginary problems. A little uncertainty, a little willingness to accept that deeper knowledge might change our minds, is a good thing.

This is why we must criticize religion, and why we must do so as loudly as possible. It is why we must provide nothing but the most profound disrespect for unrespectable ideas. Because ideas govern our actions, and unreasonable ideas in the hands of people with nothing but the best of intentions, can produce unreasonable, often deadly behavior.

The problem is not that they have misconstrued faith - the problem is that they have allowed faith to replace reason, and the greater problem is that humanity, often including the skeptics, continues to abide this as though it were harmless.

Rocky planet discovered!

This is exciting stuff! We've just confirmed that Corot-7b has both a mass and diameter similar to our own (in astronomical terms). Why is this so keen?

First, we have never found such a planet. Most exoplanets are enormous - like, several times the size of Jupiter, enormous. This means that we can detect them through gravitational microlensing. If you're curious what that is, Aron McCart allowed me to post a brilliant paper on it on my blog that really is worth the read. Microlensing is almost the only game in town, though recently we've detected a planet by Astrometry. The only other considerable game in town as far as planetary detection goes is the transit method, but that one requires a fair amount of luck in order to work, in that from our plane of view the planet must pass in front of the star in order for us to detect the star dimming as a result. Thankfully, we got lucky.

It should be noted, as always, that prayer did not lend us this discovery - nor did any holy book talk about this planet or the means to construct even the crudest telescope. Instead, the collective intelligence of humanity has provided us with the means to look 500 light-years away (1 light-year is about 6 trillion miles) and see a speck of dust similar to the one we live on. Another point for science...is anybody still keeping track?

Second, the existence of such a planet has several implications about how prevalent such planets are, which puts us one step closer to discovering microbial life (or maybe developed life) elsewhere (though I, and most cosmologists from what I gather, already believe the evidence is sufficient to conclude that there is plenty of developed life elsewhere in the universe). Although, life is not going to be found on Corot-7b.

Why is that? Because it orbits so close to its parent star that it completes an orbit in about 20 hours - the rock is hot, hot, hot. This also has some interesting implications for our theories of solar system development, though we'd need to find some other rocky planets orbiting tightly with their parent stars in order to really incorporate that tendency into our models.

When the James Webb Telescope goes up, we should be in for a wave of new information that will prompt revisions to our current ideas and the development of entirely new models. I can't wait!!!

A New Hope

Starting this week, to generate a little content for the blog - and partly to relieve any hostilities toward my editors (all in good humor, all in good humor) - I'm going to post the articles I write for the Standard, the Missouri State student paper, completely unedited. No cuts, no re-wordings, no Speel-Check; just good, old-fashioned shitty college writing. So, without further ado, here's my column for the week. Check out the edited version at The-Standard.org.

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Just last week, the state of health reform seemed so much bleaker. Momentum had stalled. Ted Kennedy, the Liberal Lion, had died before realizing his life's ambition. (Meaningful health reform, I mean. Not his dream of a swimming pool full of scotch.) Republicans were mis-characterizing almost the entirety of every committee bill. Disney had purchased Marvel Comics – slightly unrelated, but nonetheless tragic. It seemed a dark hour for the President's agenda, and indeed the nation.

Then he gave his speech before the joint-session of Congress, using one of the more potent weapons in a president's PR arsenal. In it he detailed, for the first time, what the White House expects from the final bill. Support for his handling of health care jumped by around ten points in multiple polls – though some conservatives claim at least one of those polls, done by CNN, was flawed because it had a larger percentage of Democrat contributors than Republican ones.

But Obama wasn't talking to Republicans. Whether they like it or not, conservatives are entirely superfluous in this debate. Obama needed to rally his troops, to unite his own party and light a fire under legislative lollygaggers. And it seems to have worked.

Now we're left to wait for the opposition's next outlandish tactic. Some, dubbed the Tenthers, are trying to argue that the Tenth Amendment (“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”) denies Congress the power to legislate health care reform at all. Legislators in Georgia are so enamored with this argument, they're discussing a change to their state constitution that would ban good medicine. Or something to that effect.

Not being a constitutional expert, I decided to call one – Dr. Kevin Pybas, an associate professor here at Missouri State – and find out if these Tenthers had a legal leg to stand on. “They would have a case,” Pybas told me, “if it were the 1790's.”

Since the Civil War, and even more so since the days of the New Deal, the federal government has insured states are dependent on its resources – meaning that, even if unable to force states to follow a federal mandate, the states could be given, let's say... an offer they couldn't refuse. Add to that the pesky Commerce Clause in Article 1 Section 8, which gives Congress authority over any issue that substantially affects the national economy, and it seems the Tenthers are just another lunatic fringe that lawmakers are using to scaremonger.

Add to the mix that Obama pledged to sign only a deficit-neutral bill, that no Federal money would support abortion, that illegal aliens wouldn't see any benefit, and that no part of the bill mandated eugenics or euthanasia, and it would seem the only ammo left against reform is the cost. Deficit neutral only means it would be a funded mandate, mostly with tax increases, partly with cost-reduction and fines.

The President's speech seemed in line with the known details of the Senate Finance Committee bill, which would mandate health insurance much like auto insurance. Any person without coverage would be fined up to $950, and a family of four would be fined up to $3,800. Even the impoverished would face fines. The idea is drawing fire from even liberal constituencies, who are traditionally enamored with the poor.

But, is it really so bad? Car insurance is mandated without objection, even though we all hope we'll never need it. Health care, on the other hand, is an unavoidable requirement. As professor of economics Dr. Thomas Wyrick put it when I spoke with him about the issue, when it comes to health insurance, “everyone has a catastrophe called 'death.'”

You will need help with medical care in your lifetime. And right now, when some insurance companies have near-monopolies on entire states (Blue Cross controls at least 75 percent of Alabama's health insurance market, for example – a number even Dr. Wyrick flat-out refused to believe, despite my insistence on my ability to do cursory research), debt is as inevitable for your average-Joe as illness is.

Obama, by most accounts, has won some breathing room for his controversial agenda, and ginned up support from his party and even some Independents. He regained momentum and won back some control of the debate. It seems like, barring an effective Republican strategy or another Democratic implosion, we might finally be seeing the beginnings of resolution – we may actually see a day soon when we can debate more important, less stale, issues. Like how the hell anyone allowed Disney to buy Marvel. For example.

September 11, eight years later

I wrote this two days ago on my personal blog, and I thought it would be a good fit for my first post here on the Gun Blog.

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When I got out of work on September 11, 2001, my father called me and told me to remember where I was that day and everything else about it, what I thought, who I talked to, etc., because one day my children would ask me. As I have grown older, I have realized that children are probably not my cup of tea, but I do still remember the day vividly.

When I speak to others who were in school that day, they say that classes stopped and every child sat watching a television, like a car wreck, unable to look away. Yes, the images were frightening, and the youth of our nation were undoubtedly robbed of their childhood too early that day. But it was important, and nobody I've ever heard of took exception to our children assuming the burden of the coming decade without choice.

Here we are, eight years later. Most of those kids are adults now, still wading through the sea of repercussions of September 11, 2001. How are we managing? When once we trusted our children enough to let them watch the first footsteps of the path to war from their school desks, we now do not trust them to listen to a president who has been saddled with cleaning up the mess of that war, and the failed administration that drug us into it, tell them that education is the key to our future.

Brilliant, but cynical and dishonest politicians repeatedly insist that the troops are fighting for things that were never threatened in order to advance unrelated legislation. They use the horror as a cudgel towards their own political ends as they prey upon the emotional, the faith-drunk, and the otherwise gullible - and we let them. It was my hope that Americans would dig in after those attacks; that we would come together in strength to hand off a nation to the next generation that was in as good a shape as could be expected after that tragedy. But the educated portion of our populace did not find our spines on September 11, 2001, rather we let our rage or our sadness over the event get the better of us such that we lost our eyes - and boy, did our blindness ever cost us.

Nor did we come together. Instead, we are more balkanized than ever. We were told by George W. Bush as the Sun set on September 11, 2001 that the United States would emerge victorious. Thanks to our previous president, his congress of lockstep greedy cohorts, and an inexcusably large portion of our population convinced that GOP stands for "God's Official Party", the promise of victory turned out to be a lie. Those who wished to destroy America won on September 11, 2001, and with the help of passion wielded by throngs of ignornant Americans, they are still winning. We have become a villain in the eyes of the world, and we have squandered our vast wealth in a meaningless war that has been waged upon the headstones of the World Trade Center victims themselves. We have hedonistically tortured men and women without trial, hoping to dredge some justice out of the whole mess, but with every erratic, emotion-driven decree we have just become more and more the monster we swore to destroy. There has been no justice, just the opposite actually, even though we continue to speak in her name.

Now look at us. Take a good, long look in the mirror at what we have come to. We have not destroyed the monster - we have fed it at the cost of our own soul. What more could the enemies of what America once stood for have wanted? Go back to wherever you were on September 11, 2001, and ask yourself if this is what you had in mind for the coming decade. Eight years later, and a single act of faith performed by men believing they knew the will of god, having no better reason for that belief than any Christian in the United States, is still eating away at Lady Liberty.

Ideas are our lifeblood - not as Americans, but as human beings. Good ideas, such as mathematics, science, and medicine transcend the vagaries of our different cultures and unite us as a species, while bad ones fragment us as notions of tradition and other means of not abandoning dated ideas hamstring human progress. Beliefs determine our every action, and they have consequences. They can cure disease, or they can move people to kill. We cannot afford to let the war for ideas go unfought. No more agreeing to disagree, no more respecting unrespectable beliefs. If you are an intellectual, the time has long since passed when you can remain apathetic in any state of good conscience - in fact, it may very well be too late. It is time to start discussing ideas openly, honestly, and without fear of offending or harming the delicate feelings of people who have become emotionally attached to their beliefs - because while their feelings may be fragile, their beliefs can send us towards flying planes into buildings in acts of localized villainy, or towards eight years of global villainy in response.

It seems to me that we didn't learn many lessons after September 11, 2001. I hope that before our decade is up and we pass the buck to the next generation, some of which got to hear our new leader tell them that our ideas must be educated for our future to improve (despite the protestations of a large, vocal, and criminally stupid portion of our population raising hell over it) that we can learn this lesson about the power of ideas and possibly hand it down to them. I pledge to do my part in the coming year to learn, stay informed, and try to inspire our followers to do the same. It would be immoral to do otherwise.

See you in a year.

New Design

Katie and I have been working tirelessly over this past week setting up a few new features for the Gun Show website.

Like this blog, for example. And we set up Twitter and Facebook accounts, to keep up with all the hipsters. And, we added a new page for downloading or listening to your favorite skits and excerpts from past shows. AND, we made an awesome new banner thingy to link to all those new and wonderful features.

Life can be pretty sweet sometimes, huh?

Welfare

Imagine with me:

You wake up in the middle of the night to a thumping sound. Immediately you recognize the threat: a home invasion! You always read that it was exceedingly unlikely that you would ever get the chance to use that handgun you spent hundreds (perhaps thousands) of dollars on, but here it is. The moment of truth.

You hop out of bed, drawing the handgun from under your pillow, and shove two extra magazines into the waistband of your pajamas. Slipping on your riot helmet and steel-toed combat boots, you stride confidently, shirtless and still wet from your paranoid night sweat, into the hall.

Swat-rolling into the kitchen, you spot him! The home invader! You jock the slide on your handgun menacingly and take aim.

"Don't shoot!" he exclaims, raising his hands, your silverware slipping from his outstretched arms.

The police will never know. You'll be a hero. You open fire! The next thing you know, the slide is locked, and your magazine is empty. On the floor lies your unarmed assailant. God, you feel like a man!

Reveling in the moment, you're startled by the cry of, "Oh, god! What have you done!" from behind you. Spinning, you see your second would-be murderer, still clutching DVDs from your home entertainment center. Just like you practiced about a million times in the mirror, you drop the magazine and snap a new one into your gun. As he cowers in realization of his impending doom, you open up on him, firing sideways and one-handed. In what seems like just a few short bursts, the second magazine is empty. Man, you thought the pre-ban 19-round pistol magazines would last a lot longer than they do...

As you drop the second magazine from the bottom of the gun and load your last one, you notice a faint humming coming from your lawn. Aha! Their getaway car! Here's your chance! But you have to make this one count. It doesn't matter if you get them all so much as it matters if you shoot at them like a goddamned action hero! Dead sprinting out the door, you charge, screaming, at the running car! Before you know it, your third and final magazine is unloaded on the getaway car! God, that felt amazing! What a great investment that handgun was! Practically pays for itself!

But then you hear it: the terrified gasping of the other home invader! You completely missed him in your manly bloodlust! But, oh no, you're out of ammunition!

What a terrifying proposition. May God pray that you never find yourself in it!

However we here at the All-American Gun Show feel that you should be prepared. And preparedness means asking youself one simple question. That question is, "If I want to buy a handgun, should I buy a handgun without a bayonet, or should I buy the The CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical?"

Good question, dear reader. Good question.

While a standard handgun may accomplish normal tasks adequately, such as firing bullets at lethal speeds with amazing accuracy, they are disappointingly poor tools for stabbing people.

The CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical with bayonet attachment and breach spikes, however, replaces this weakness with a clear and ever-present stabbing advantage.

That's why the All-American Gun Show endorses The CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical! If you're going to draw one handgun from underneath your pillow to shoot potential home invaders this season, the All-American Gun Show recommends you make it The CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical. Yeah!

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Welcome to the All-American Gun Blog, leader of the conservative resistance movement! Move over Rush Limbaugh, 'cause we say even crazier stuff backed up by even fewer facts!

On the All-American Gun Show, a weekly radio address from our secret recording studio on the campus of Missouri State University, we tell you, the American people, how to feel about important news topics, and whether or not they fit into the exceedingly broad categorization of "Socialism."

Reading like a veritable "Who's Who" of VIPs on Missouri State University campus is the cast of the radio show:

Announcing the show and inviting weird guests is the dashing and pseudo-intellectual JT Neverhard. JT is an atheist blogger who likes to link to his blog all the time, so it would be redundant to provide a URL to it here.

JD Garretson fancies himself the producer of the show, and spends a lot of time complaining about Ryan not writing anything for him to procrastinate on editing.

Katie Hartman loathes JD Garretson because he's a jerk. She has mad techie skills, and should be adding a background image to this website right now. She is not because she is lazy.

Ryan Culbertson-Faegre is disliked by everybody except for probably ten people. He's still working on them. Give it time.

This blog is an accompaniment to the Pulitzer-winning radio program(me). Expect surface-level commentary regarding a wide variety of popular news stories!

You're welcome!